When (non) Knitting Attacks

I'm having a major run of the "can't knits" at the moment. It started with decision paralysis and has moved swiftly through to "never going to knit again". I have managed a few rows here and there, mostly around the Tots mealtimes but seriously, I'm worried I'll never knit again and that stash isn't getting any smaller. 

What do you do when you're in a knitting funk or just plan too frazzled to knit? Do you have a go to project? I feel like I need to cast on but can't even begin to start. Socks? Meh, I have a pair on the needles. A shawl? But what? Decision Paralysis. A sweater! Oh but the set up part takes so long....

 

Send help. I'm a desperate knitter.